The RNC Decides to update it's image

Original CNN Story

According to CNN.com, RNC chairman, Michael Steele, has decided it's time to revamp the grand ol' party's grand ol' image. Apparently the new image will have "messengers to really capture that region — young, Hispanic, black, a cross section…" and will be more urban.

Why would they do such a thing? Especially when the GOP is known for three things 1) being rich, 2)Being white and 3)Being rich and white. Maybe because around 65% precent of Blacks and Hispanics voted for Obama in 2008. Rember though, blacks and hispanics only make up about 23% of the total constituancy. 74% are made of of good old white folk. And how many of those white folk voted for McCain? 55%! That means 40% of all voters (and 90% of all of McCain's voters) were white people.

So here's the plan, we spice up our image. Throw in a "fo' shizzel" here, a "Bling bling" there and have some loud mouth, black guy head up our convention and the negros and Mexicans will come running faster than if we were handing out watermelon and refried beans. They won't think for a minute to alctually investigate our party or our policies. They won't worry that we've supported the "tax the shit out of the lower and middle class, while paying off the rich" economic policy for years. Or we support some of the most archaic and inhuman imigration policies. All we need to do is act like complete dickbags and the minorities will be on us like they are on drugs and welfare.

We get it Steele. You put a walking corpse up against a black guy in 2008 and lost miserably. Do you think you lost because Obama was younger, hipper and (let's face it) blacker than McCain? Or do you think it might have had something to do with McCain being out of touch, bitter and prone to making the lizard face? Your party doesn't need an image overhaul, it needs a policy overhaul. Believe it or not African Americans and Hispanic Americans can read and I'm betting more than a couple will read between the lines of your bullshit new campaign.